Dragon Stream

When you take a piss and the one stream splits into a two-headed stream where each head starts attacking the other, spewing piss all over the bathroom.

Most common after a hastily cleaned masturbation.

Last night after I jacked off I needed to urinate, but my dragon stream shot piss all over my girlfriend's rug.

by oneordinarylife February 24, 2009

Ricky the Dragon Steamboat

To dip one's balls into a vat of hot sauce; teabag and then fart into your partners face area.

She was so with it she let me give her the ole' Ricky the Dragon Steamboat.

by Jason Banton September 9, 2006

Dragon steamer

Shit on someone's chest faltering eating Chinese takeout

Dude, I have a date tonight, let's Oder Chinese so I can give her a dragon steamer

by Blueshowshit August 29, 2014

screaming dragon

when you nut in a womans mouth, as she starts to swallow start tickling her till she laughs so hard that it comes out her nose.

i gave sparky's mom a screaming dragon

by HBK AKA Luis May 2, 2005

Screaming Dragon

The act of putting a layer of plastic foil on a sex partner's mouth, then excremating on it and when you are about to climax you bust your cock through the foil and cum in her mouth.

Man, me and Jess tried a Screaming Dragon last night, she puked all over my balls though, and now I have an infection.Thee's this ash that stinks like a mofo every time I take a step. I have a feeling that a penis is not meant to be put in a pile of dookie.

by DaNutBuster November 27, 2007

Steam dragon

The shit you take after eating spicy ass Chinese food

Oh god I ate way too much Panda Kung pao I feel a steam dragon brewing!)

by Clit Commander 411 February 26, 2017

screaming chocolate dragon

When you shit in a womans mouth and nose, and right before she sneezes you cover her face with your hands. Then she sneezes the shit out of her nose resembling a screaming chocolate dragon.

I did a screaming chocolate dragon on my girlfriend. It was fun.

by Akshay Paradkar Khambati December 12, 2007