dr. phil

a talking penis with a mustache

the other day my mom was watching dr.phil and i almost sploded in horror

by Jizz monkey at the end of the tunnel November 25, 2004

Dr. Phil

A fat guy who sells diet books

by Assweepay November 5, 2003

dr. phil

Fake bald phsycyatristwho got his start off the oprah show. He defends himself by making comments about other people's lives and in severe defense,
makes up weird phrases that no one can understand.

"I don't care how flat you make your pancakes, they got two sides!"
-Dr. Phil

by Danielle October 11, 2003

Dr. Phil

not a doctor of anything

Dr. Phil is a fake-ass bitch

by fsniaofsauiofsaio January 5, 2007

dr. phil

a fat doctor who yells at fat ppl. he is also Oprah's man hore.

dr. phil"u r fat and stupid" fat person"waaaaa"

by kim January 20, 2004

Dr. Phil

a assmonkey

Dr. Phil is a stupid assmonkey

by blah January 5, 2004

dr. phil

The bald madman on daily TV whose idea of therapy involves yelling at those who seek his guidance. Was at one time Oprah's bitch, but he now has his own show and thinks he's too good for her sexy ass.

Whenever people ask me for advice, I simply apply what I've learned from Dr. Phil: I yell at them and tell them how stupid and lazy they are and how all of their problems are their fault.

by Oprah March 11, 2003