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Downstairs DJ 

Female masturbation. Attributed to comedian Pete Holmes
She's thirty and all the guys are taken or douches; another night spinning tracks with the downstairs dj.
Downstairs DJ by Mr_happy_time August 26, 2013

Lying Downstairs 

Lying Downstairs is when someone isn't telling the truth about how many people they've slept with.
Wow! Look at Susan, she is really lying downstairs!

downstairs mix-up 

your underside junk, commonly referred to by old greg as a mangina

occasionally is illuminated
"what about the boat times?"
"those weren't really times that was more of an exposure"
"you saw my downstairs mix-up"
downstairs mix-up by 0ld greg January 10, 2009

downstairs brain 

A man's sexual organs, as opposed to his usual so-called-brain, the upstairs brain.
Mike wasn't digging Jen, but three beers later he was thinking with his downstairs brain. Now he has herpes.
downstairs brain by MWazza April 17, 2009

Downstairs Mustache 

pubic hair
Her downstairs mustache was so dirty it had a whole ecosystem living in it.

Downstairs 

It's where the popcorn is
I wanted popcorn, so I went downstairs
Downstairs by CruzaJames March 18, 2020