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Doughy-Blowy 

When a guy fills the hole of a doughnut with his dick and the girl eats it while simultaneously sucking his dick.
Big D: "Bro, Madi gave Jordi a Doughy-Blowy on his boaty before our fishing sesh this morning."

Umar: "I thought that kid was impotent."

Big D: "Nah... he's just a virgin."

Umar: "What a fucking loser."
Doughy-Blowy by Big D's Average D December 4, 2020

Doughy Balls 

When someone damages another's testicles with such hard force, that all chances of having children have gone, and all that's left is a blob/lump = dough ball. Doughy Balls
Did you see Brendan hit Damian's balls?

Yeah, and now he has doughy balls...
Doughy Balls by Mumundeep October 11, 2011

doughy pantload 

Common liberal-blog nickname for "Liberal Fascism" author Jonah Goldberg. Coined May 2004 by norbizness of norbizness.com.
"Some people seem to think we hate Jonah Goldberg.

Nothing could be farther from the truth. First of all, the Doughy Pantload has given us hundreds of hours of entertainment; in his official role as Village Idiot of the Internet, he never ceases to amuse us with his falling off of walls, tumbling into ditches, and trying to come up with smart things to say when he’d really rather be at home watching Deep Space Nine DVDs."

-Mister Leonard Pierce of sadlyno.com
doughy pantload by Alex Eschate October 10, 2008

doughy dick

A non-erect penis. Completely flaccid. Often the result of seeing a very unattractive woman.
"I looked at her and she gave me a doughy dick."

doughy pantload 

Moniker given to National Review columnist Jonah Goldberg by the left-wing blogosphere.
Have you checked out Doughy Pantload's book, Liberal Fascism? What a pile of shit.
doughy pantload by odds_fish October 16, 2008

Doughy Pussy 

A pussy that is neither loose or tight and has the consistency and texture of dough. Usually very soft and sloppy. Mediocre at best.
I finally banged Melissa last night and she's got such a doughy pussy it felt like fucking a greasy ball of unbaked bread.
Doughy Pussy by Drty4130 January 23, 2022