Doucheflute 

Morons who Vape because they are too big of pussies to smoke cigs like a real man.

Hey dude that's a nice doucheflute. Let's see if that thing fits in yer ass too because you clearly like things stuffed In there. Stupid fucktard.

Doucheflute by schweeby June 18, 2020

Douche Flute 

Douche flute, also a slang term for a vape, came into existence due to the fact that commonly a vape is used by gay douchebag and the flute is due to the association of the instrumental ability to blow fat clouds.

Me: *casually in my room blowing fat clouds*
Mom: "could you please put your fucking douche flute away you cocksucking douchebag"
Me: yes ma'am I'm sorry mom

Douche Flute by YoFuckDora August 1, 2018

douchefluence 

Douchefluence is the force that forms the rabid following around each side of a polarizing issue or character.

Donald Trump's comments about immigration have his haters screaming for his head, his supporters screaming to make him President, and smart people screaming douchefluence...

douchefluence by TeamDouchefluence August 15, 2015

douche flute 

A personal vaporizer

Look, another guy in a fedora sucking on a douche flute!
<puff>, <hat tip>, "M'lady..."

douche flute by fivebags July 30, 2015

Doucheflake 

A complete moron, someone who has no idea what's going on yet acts like they know everything.

That guy is such a doucheflake, he thinks that his shit don't stink.

Doucheflake by Damagedkitty January 27, 2009

Douche Flute 

Douche flute, also a slang term for a vape, came into existence due to the fact that commonly a vape is used by gay douchebag and the flute is due to the association of the instrumental ability to blow fat clouds.

Me: *casually in my room blowing fat clouds*
Mom: "could you please put you fucking douche flute away you cocksucking douchebag"
Me: yes ma'am I'm sorry mom

Douche Flute by YoFuckDora August 1, 2018

Douche Flute 

A vape pen.

"Justin's douche flute made my fire alarm go off last night."

Douche Flute by Tclick October 14, 2017