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douche-baggins

Name used to describe an as yet unnamed or unknown person who, from afar, may display obvious douche bag characteristics. Alternatively used to describe a person that you know for a fact is, or who has displayed the qualities of, a douche bag. Particularly if that person is being described to you by another person.
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Ohhh! You mean douche-baggins over there?
douche-baggins by chickenmcfuc April 30, 2010

Douche Baggins 

A compound noun that cleverly combines the niche phrase "douche bag" with the protagonist Hobbit family name from the popular mid-fifties fantasy-adventure series "The Lord of the Rings". There is no specific context of "Douche Baggins", though it could possibly be used in tandem with other terms of the same catagory also derived from characters in "The Lord of the Rings". Some examples may include, but are not limited to:

- Dildo Baggins
- Chodo Baggins
- Bilbo Faggins
- Gandalf the Gay

This phrase may also refer to a "Lord of the Rings" advocate who may be a douche bag, or who is showing signs of douche baggery at a critical level.
"Ted is such a fucking asshole. He wont shut the fuck up about how the movies didn't do everything right. If he were a character in the series, he'd be Douche Baggins, the mentally challenged hobbit that everyone pushes into the street laughs at because he's a dick weed and his feet didn't turn hairy at puberty."
Douche Baggins by russbag August 4, 2005

douche baggins 

A really short almost hobbit like douche bag. many people with short man syndrome could be called douche baggins.
friend 1: whats up with geoff today?
friend 2: i know hes being such a douche baggins

Douche Baggins 

A name/title usually reserved for one whose behavior is riddled with utter douchebaggery.
1)I was having a fine day at the store until Douche Baggins walked off with my cart and all the stuff in it.

2)Man, what a douche! If he were a hobbit he'd be Douche Baggins.
Douche Baggins by pincherslug July 27, 2006

Douche Baggins 

Insult. can be used as sarcastic, demeaning pass at a person of arrogant character.
"You must be Froto's cousin, Douche Baggins...."
Douche Baggins by es8074 November 14, 2009

Douche Baggins 

1.Derrogatory term used to insult a Lord of The Rings fanatic.
derived from the root terms "douche bag" (see Dumb Ass) and Frodo Baggins (a key character in the saga films).
Tony: "Hey Joe, wanna camp out for the new Lord of the Rings movie and read the novel while we wait?"

Joe: "You're such a Douche Baggins."
Douche Baggins by PK Snau October 16, 2005
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