Similar to a Rickroll, one is doucherolled when they click on a link expecting one thing and are instead assaulted with a video and/or song of John Mayer (or someone else with the same level of popularity and douchebaggery).
A person who plays an MMORPG and rolls on loot that doesn't apply to them, sometimes taking the item from someone who could make much better use of it.
Couger rolls need: 78 RTard rolls need: 82
Couger: RTard is a warlock and he just rolled on my priest headpiece and won!
Joefich: Oh man, what a doucheroller.
Carcan: Little busy here.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.