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Douche Snap

A weird, annoying snap that involves flicking your wrist in a way that your index finger hits against your middle finger and thumb. It makes an incredibly annoying noise, usually accompanied by the phrase: “Sketch, balls, Q’doba.” The primary abusers of this motion is the common douche bag, and they usually begin performing this action at the most random, fucking nonsensical, absurd times and locations, it's like it is a nervous twitch or some shit!
*Snap, snap, "Sketchhh, balls, Q'doba"

Goddamn it, Mike is doing the douche snap again.
by sketchballsqdoba April 21, 2010
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Snapchat douche

A person who uses the social networking app, snapchat, purely to show off to other friends their whereabouts with intentions of making their friends jealous and possibly left out. Often snapchat douches are self centered and have low self esteem because they constantly need others to know that they are doing something.
Person 1:"Hey, is anyone hanging out tonight?"

Person 2:"Naw, I mean we might do something later, but I'll hit you up."

*person 1 opens snapchat video hours later of everyone hanging out and was never told

Person 1: "man, what a snapchat douche"
by Feely7 October 22, 2013
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DoucheNap

When you start to fornicating and right in the middle you fall asleep . With no explanation.
My new boy toy he is a jerk . You know what he did last night to me . Straight DoucheNap. I was so mad.
by Dee~licious💋 November 3, 2022
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douchesnazzle

another variation of a douche; retard; mentally challenged being/organism
You don't care about Dobby dying?! You're such a douchesnazzle!
by Trilipinas+Quashley May 6, 2011
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