Douche Porn

Douche Porn is a category of legitimate Hollywood film that consists of movies centered around totally bro'd out dudes banging hot chicks, doing large amounts of drugs, making crazy money (usually illegally), and doing so with little to no consequences for large portions of the movie. The term "douche porn" refers to the sexual arousal these films tend to cause among the douchier members of society (particularly 20-something males).

Popular themes for Douche Porn include movies about Wall Street, gambling, and car theft.

Ludwig Von Broski - "Dude, 'The Wolf of Wall Street' was the best movie I've ever seen!"

Joe Normalguy - "I'll bet. It's total 'Douche Porn.' I'm sure it was right up your alley."

Ludwig - "Totally!"

Douche Porn by The Nation of Stankonia March 9, 2014

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douchepoint

If we cool air without changing its moisture content, eventually we'll reach a temperature at which the air can no longer hold the moisture it contains. Then water will have to condense out of the air, forming dew or fog. The douchepoint is this critical temperature at which condensation occurs.

The douchepoint is a measure of how moist the air mass itself is; that's why the Weather Channel's new douchepoint maps show us the movement of moist air masses across the country. Ordinarily the douchepoint doesn't vary much during a 24-hour period. Unlike temperature and unlike relative humidity, the douchepoint is usually the same at night as it is the daytime.

douchepoint by andy1 June 12, 2005

Related Words

Douche Porn • douchepoint • Douchecorn • DOUCHEPON • doucheportunist • Douche Horn • douche or no douche? • douche pontoon • Douche Pound • Douche Pounder with Cheese

doucheportunist

Those who will glom on to any opportunity that presents itself with low risk and high reward regardless of a moral code. Or Rather the douche-bag opportunist

That guy who ran for president with no experience just saying whatever would make the masses swoon was a doucheportunist.

doucheportunist by Most Notably May 9, 2011

DOUCHEPON

an insult, combining the words "douche" and "tampon" i have never heard "tampon" being used as an insult, but its still funny....

God, *insert name here*, your such a douchepon!

DOUCHEPON by crakkab242 August 22, 2007

Douchecorn

A douche of mythical proportions. Someone who has reached an epic and rare level of douchery that they are equivalent to a douche unicorn.

That guy just asked me to flash him then said I was fat when I didn't, what a douchecorn.

Douchecorn by tundrakatiebean June 17, 2013

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