Douche Poker 

A passive agressive negotiation between two witless self-absorbed under-qualified middle managers who possess no real power in the grand scheme of their employment hierarchy.

These executives are bogged down in a major game of douche poker over digital rights.

Douche Poker by NYC Magoo August 26, 2013

poker douche

the guy in your local poker game with the shit hot poker website gear, turd sniffer sunglasses, and the card suites tatooed on his knuckles.
not the best player, but swears he is; also would not meet you outside to settle a beef for running his mouth.

"get a load of this poker douche's big slick tatoo on his neck"

poker douche by sick of douchebag gamblers April 18, 2008

Douchepower 

Like visual horsepower but douchier.

Jimmy: hey man did you see the size of the stacks on Scott's truck? They're huge!

Dale: yeah man! Î bet they add at least 50 douchepower to that Duramax

Douchepower by btjohnson June 30, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022