douche packer

a person who packs douches.

stfu you douche packer, or im gunna punch you in the weiner

by K-Riggyy May 17, 2008

Douche Packer

The word created by the ever so loved Courtney Babcock PURELY for Joshua Douglass (:

Josh is a complete douche packer in his scarf and booties.

by Courtneybbygirl1214 March 8, 2010

deuche packer

a jerk/deuche who can shove it

Rob was such a deuche packer when he tripped Angela.

by twinsisdoc October 29, 2009

douchepacker

1) A lesbian that uses a strap on all the time, because she has penis envy.

2) The equivalent of a fudgepacker, only female.

Becky: "Me and Maria had such a hot time last night."
Jenny: "Oh my god! We didn't. That douchepacker tore me up and had me bleeding for 3 days. She needs real help."

by phreakdb January 23, 2008

Douchepecker

Noun.

When one is being a complete jerk or ass. Typically a man.
Douchebag

Why do you have to be such a douchepecker?

by Halleybug September 5, 2016