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Douche Packer 

The word created by the ever so loved Courtney Babcock PURELY for Joshua Douglass (:
Josh is a complete douche packer in his scarf and booties.

deuche packer 

Rob was such a deuche packer when he tripped Angela.
deuche packer by twinsisdoc October 29, 2009

douchepacker 

1) A lesbian that uses a strap on all the time, because she has penis envy.

2) The equivalent of a fudgepacker, only female.
Becky: "Me and Maria had such a hot time last night."
Jenny: "Oh my god! We didn't. That douchepacker tore me up and had me bleeding for 3 days. She needs real help."
douchepacker by phreakdb January 23, 2008

Douchepecker

Noun.

When one is being a complete jerk or ass. Typically a man.
Douchebag
Why do you have to be such a douchepecker?
Douchepecker by Halleybug September 5, 2016

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026