That one douchebag who performs a douchey action then disappears leaving his friends to get
blamed for said douchbaggery
Tim included one of our supervisors in a gay group chat then Houdini Douched into his girlfriends vagina, he's the ultimate escape artist of douchebaggery
1. "Ooh my God, Adam. You're such a douchehound."
2. "Even though she wasn't sub-tle... Ah shit, douchehound."
3. "Look, Adam! It's a douchehound wearing sunglasses!"