Douche Crown 

This is the very technical term for that trendy boy haircut where you shave the sides and have a curly mop on top. Scroll down the Snapchat discover page for 5 seconds, and you’ll see it. And if you’re not a sheeple, you’ll cringe. If you are trying to complete the look of an asshat, be sure to add some diamond stud earrings to go with your douche crown. If you have this haircut, according to my calculations there is a 89.333% you’re an asshole, or a high school bully that thinks they’re hot shit, and you might gain the side effect of a titanic ego. (URBAN DICTIONARY PEOPLE- please let this be a definition. This is not hate speech, but instead a sign so that the people I’m talking about can read this definition and be ashamed of themselves which might just bring them to be themselves a bit more and be a jerk a bit less.) CFH

“Douche Crown” (doo-shh crown)

“A haircut reserved for assholes.”

Douche Crown by Gunther magnusen February 22, 2021

douche clown

n. A combination of a douchebag, and a clown; a person so pathetic that it appears funny to everyone around them.

Wow that kid thinks he actually has a chance with that girl, what a douche clown.

douche clown by Boozer August 11, 2005

Douche Clown

When describing a person as douche bag just isn't enough. This special person takes the act of douche baggery to another level.

"Wow. That freakin' douche clown over there is literally cock-blocking this entire bar"

"Hey somebody tag that douche clown who is camping with the sniper rifle"

"Good call douche clown"

Douche Clown by ClearCause January 17, 2008

douche clown

A person that is such a fuckin douche bag, that all you can do is think about the fact that you despise them and how much fun it would be to kick their ass.

I would love to kick that douche clown's ass, what a fag.

That guy's the biggest douche clown I've ever seen.

douche clown by SDkid May 15, 2008

Douche Clown

Someone is considered a joke but acts like a Douche bag.

This guy is acting like a complete Douche Clown.

Douche Clown by Mhester75 November 14, 2015

doucheclown 

Simple insult made up of douchebag and assclown

Man, Pinney is being a real doucheclown

doucheclown by Tempest3D August 4, 2007

doucheclown 

As the balloon clown creates balloon animals, the doucheclown creates animals by blowing up and knotting douchebags.

Hey Jimmy, quit being such a doucheclown!

doucheclown by jmurdoch October 22, 2007