a montercarlo double whip is when you whip a girl in the pussy so hard she starts bleeding; then you proceed to fuck her violently until her pussy pops. Then you cum all over her face and wip it until she bleeds.
So forth called the montecarlo double whip.
Girl 1: I swear to you judge, he gave me a montecarlo double whip, can't you see the marks on my face?
Guy 1: Your honor, I would never.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!