double Dingus 

When a person eats a large amount of pizza and then throws up on their mothers shirts, robs 32 7/11's and then urinates in gary colemans eyeball, followed by you growing a second penis above your original one, only the new one is small and looks like Flava-Flav's nose

DUUUUUUUDE I JUZ DUN TITTY FUCKED YO'HUSBAND
how did you do that?
HE GOT MAAAAAAAAAD CD-PLAYA'S NIGGA
what are you talking about?
I HAVE A DOUBLE DINGUS, ITS REALLY COOL, WANNA SEE???

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nasty!!!!!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA BOIIIIIIIIIIIII

double Dingus by SUPA DEFINER June 21, 2009

Double dingus 

When someone is being even more annoying than a dingus, which makes them a double dingus

Oh my gosh, your such a double dingus

Double dingus by Your gbf May 6, 2020

Double Dog Dingus

When someone is being so aggravating that you have no choice to accept that they are in fact a double dog dingus.

“You’re such a double dog dingus.“ Rachel said frustrated at her brother.

Double Dog Dingus by Your gbf May 6, 2020

Double dog double decor dingus 

When someone is being the most annoying person in the world.

“UGH! stop being a double dog double decor dingus!” Mona said aggressively towards her husband John.

Double dog double decor dingus by Your gbf May 6, 2020

Ding dong double decor dingus 

When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.

“I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.

Ding dong double decor dingus by Your gbf May 6, 2020

Double-Dip of Disgusting

When you date someone who has an ugly face and a terrible body.

"Your girlfriend is neither hot nor does she have a good body. You've got a double-dip of disgusting and I feel sorry for you."

Double-Dip of Disgusting by Dewey IV February 26, 2011