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Double Wipe 

When you have to return the bathroom, some time after taking a shit and initially wiping, to wipe again. This could be due to a number of different reasons like; not wiping properly the first time, anal leakage, swampass, ect.
If you asshole itches this may be a sign that you have to double wipe. May be referred to as DW for short.
Man, I think I need to go double wipe, my asshole itches.
Double Wipe by Ickarus February 16, 2008
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Double Wipe 

It's when you're conserving the use of your toilet paper and helping the environment, when wiping your ass:

- Using a moderate amount of toilet paper folded into your hand, you make your first wipe within your ass in one vigorous swoop

- The handful of thin fabric paper in your hand now is strongly stained brown, in a streaky motion with chunks, with a strong but familiar smell

- You then flip over said layers of paper onto it's clean white side, while holding onto it by the edges, to minimize the fecal residue that is to stick to your fingers

- Then in a 2nd strong motion, you wipe your ass with this new clean side, collecting even more manure lodged between the depths of your ass cheeks

- You are then to drop said folds of toilet paper -- now doubly stained by strong, chunky fecal streaks, into the toilet

- Unravel another string of toilet paper, and repeat the process another 3-4 times, to ensure your anal region is fecal free, while being kind to the environment.
"Dude, we're running out of toilet paper kinda quick. Don't tell me you're only single-wiping! That is sooo 2015. We Double Wipe around here, like every good citizen."
Double Wipe by Big girl panties April 20, 2020

Double-Wiper 

One who, when cleaning themselves with toilet paper after defecating, wipes and then proceeds to fold the toilet paper and wipe again with the already used paper. In effect, they are putting the feces back where it came from. Ostensibly this is to conserve more toilet paper, but laziness and a lack of proper hygiene also play a definitive roll. Researchers have found that, contrary to common sense and ideas of cleanliness, the majority of Americans are indeed Double-Wipers, especially among the younger generations. Observations also seem to prove that sex is not an important variable in regards to Double-Wiping.
Robina, disgustingly, and like most other people, is a Double-Wiper. Why does she even bother wiping at all if she's going to reuse her dirty toilet paper?
Double-Wiper by Evan Gieselman October 30, 2008

doublewide

a manufactured house; formerly known as a mobile home - about 20-feet wide
The American Dream: work hard, save your money, move up to a doublewide.
doublewide by mandingoe June 8, 2004

doublewide casket 

An extremely obese gainer who just lays around eating and get effed until they die.
That Selah Rain is a doublewide casket that I would love to crawl into sometime.
doublewide casket by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

doublewide dust storm 

Farting so badly that you stink up the entire double wide, often times creating a light brown haze that makes it challenging to see across the room. Most commonly happens in Oklahoma.
Damn Chad - you created a doublewide dust storm in here. No more chili dogs for you!

doublewide

double size ez-wide papers.
used for rolling humongous ass joints.
"yo lemme get them ezwides... nah not the silver joints... gimmie the brown ones... yeah, the doublewides"
doublewide by joe dutch August 19, 2004
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