It's when you're conserving the use of your toilet
paper and helping the environment, when wiping your ass:
- Using a moderate amount of toilet
paper folded into your hand, you make your first wipe within your ass in one vigorous
swoop- The handful of thin fabric paper in your hand now is strongly stained
brown, in a streaky motion with chunks, with a strong but familiar smell
- You then flip over said layers of paper onto it's clean white side, while holding onto it by the edges, to minimize the fecal residue that is to stick to your fingers
- Then in a 2nd strong motion, you wipe your ass with this new clean side, collecting even more manure lodged between the depths of your ass cheeks
- You are then to
drop said folds of toilet paper -- now doubly stained by strong, chunky fecal streaks, into the
toilet- Unravel another string of toilet paper, and repeat the process another 3-4 times, to ensure your
anal region is fecal free, while being kind to the environment.
"Dude, we're running out of toilet
paper kinda quick.
Don't tell me you're only
single-wiping! That is sooo 2015. We Double Wipe around here, like every good citizen."
