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double wide 

A type of double penetration manuever, this can be both a act done with couples, or a threesome act. The receiving partner is penetrated by either two cocks simultaneously (in the case of a threesome) or by a single cock and a toy at the same time. This requires a hell of alot of petroleum based lube and and relaxation.
Wendy was gangbanged by Bobby and Frankdouble wide, turns out they didn't use enough lube and she was tight as a nun.

Looks like she won't be having sex again... A week later, she said was gonna join a monastery and pledge her life to god.

And that's how nuns are made.
double wide by EclecticFoxx June 9, 2007

double wide 

A type of white trash. Someone who lives in a double-wide trailer, and is therefore more committed to the trailer than a single wide is.
He'll be in that dirty old trailer park till the day he dies. He is so double wide.
double wide by wordguy2 March 9, 2010

double wide 

A 24-ounce container of beer. Contains double the amount of liquid gold as a normal container. Usually found in cans, though some good beers, such as Sierra Nevada, can be found in double-wide bottles. A close relative of the forty; consumed when you want to get just a little crunk, but not so much you'll have a hangover the next morning.
Bill: What'd you do last night, dude?
Ted: People came over with double wides and blunts, you know how it is.
double wide by fnord716 May 17, 2010

double wide 

A state of extreme sexual arousal in a woman. A variation of 'wide-on,' a female erection.
That guy from accounts receivable gives me a double wide.

Hear that, girlfriend, I've had to change my panties three times today already!
double wide by Shuaman November 26, 2017

Double-wide Surprise 

An exceptionally large and visually appealing man ass that has somehow been concealed. Usually sought after by cross-dressing rabbits.
Look I ain't gay or anything, I just got caught off guard by Elmer's Double-wide surprise.

Double-wide Surprise 

Official canon of Bugs bunny, from looney toons, when he was a struggling rapist. Meaning thick male butt concealed by heavy fabric.
James: "Derek, you probably have tight man pussy and be lookin like a Double-wide Surprise. Goddamn!"
Derek: "Let go, James!"