Double-wide Surprise

An exceptionally large and visually appealing man ass that has somehow been concealed. Usually sought after by cross-dressing rabbits.
Look I ain't gay or anything, I just got caught off guard by Elmer's Double-wide surprise.
by Master chunks February 02, 2020
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Double-wide Surprise

Official canon of Bugs bunny, from looney toons, when he was a struggling rapist. Meaning thick male butt concealed by heavy fabric.
James: "Derek, you probably have tight man pussy and be lookin like a Double-wide Surprise. Goddamn!"
Derek: "Let go, James!"
by murder3000 March 22, 2020
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Double Chocolate Surprise

A sex position in which two males try to shit in a woman/mans mouth.
Jared, Andrew and Charlie all were excited, they just found out about a new sex move called "Double Chocolate Surprise".
by HyperTobaYT April 06, 2021
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Double Dick Surprise

A Double Dick Surprise is when teachers collaboratively give extremely excessive amounts of work all at once, usually before a break or vacation.
Aw man, all my teachers really gave me the ol' Double Dick Surprise right before spring break this year!
by fireaway12 December 16, 2010
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the double volcano surprise

the double volcano surprise is when you put mentos and diet coke in a girls vagina, and baking soda and vinegar in her anus. thus causing a chemical reaction, which shoots "volcanic" liquid out of the said holes. it isnt much fun for the girl, but it sure is fun to watch.
John gave me the double volcano surprise last night, it hurt so bad!
by lieutenantURNER September 03, 2008
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double eiffel surprise

a mix between the philly fakeout and eiffel tower. you do the eiffel tower set up (one guy in front of the girl and one in back). then the guy in back does the philly fakeout. then as the girl turns back around the guy in front pulls another one!!! if this can be successfully pulled of then it is an EPIC WIN!!
Man one "holy shit kayla is mad. what did you two do?
Superior men "DOUBLE EIFFEL SURPRISE" followed by fist bump
by philly fakeout July 27, 2009
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The Double Stuff Surprise

To cum inside some sort of pastry and give it to some one as a present, when they take a bite they will be quite surprised.
SFJ: You know when you're fucking a pastry and instead of pulling out you just bust right in there?

SFR: No, but lets just say I do.

SFJ: Well you just keep it for while then give it to some one for, like, they're birthday or some shit.

SFR: And people atcually do this?

SFJ: It's the double stuff surprise, man.
by Shit Faced Jack July 02, 2009
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