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Double Shit

Taking another shit after you've already wiped. Since double wiping occurs during the same trip to the bathroom, a sore butthole is usually the result
Stacey was just about done wiping after a satisfying shit when she felt another torpedo coming down the tube. "Damn" she thought, "now my ass is gonna be sore the rest of the day" as she proceeded to take a double shit.
Double Shit by enrique357 August 9, 2009

Double shit

A term worse than shit when you can think of no other words more appropriate beacause of the desperateness of the situation.
Bridget Jones: "Shit......double shit!"
Double shit by Jess March 3, 2004

double shit

The shit received orally by person C in a human centipede consisting of three persons (A, B, and C) joined ass-to-mouth.
That poor girl at the end of the human centipede just got a mouthful of double shit.
double shit by Arc-Royal August 7, 2010

double shit

When you have to take another shit in the same bathroom break.
Person 1: What were you doing in there?
Person 2: I had a double shit.

Person 3: Damn
double shit by cloudyysaturnn October 19, 2021

holy double shit 

This is used to add emphasis to Holy Shit when it is used more then once.
Holy Shit shit look at that porsche, Holy Double shit, theres another one!
holy double shit by shankydanky August 7, 2006

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit 

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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