Dot cock
When your on the gear and your cock shrivels up but you still whip it out for your fourth root that night.
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cock dot
noun: when a male neglects to shake his penis adequately after urination resulting in a slight leak through his clothing leaving a spot of urine on the outside of his pants / jeans.
From one guy to the next upon leaving a bar bathroom...
"I hate to tell you dude...You didn't shake it enough. You got a cock dot. You may want to untuck your shirt and cover that up!"
"I hate to tell you dude...You didn't shake it enough. You got a cock dot. You may want to untuck your shirt and cover that up!"
cock dot by Angus Oddbody May 10, 2012
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Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
eye bleach
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Stroad
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012