Twista Doss Krom is a syndrome that occurs in someone who fails to become a goat, this symptom is caused by the delay of prospective goats in getting feed (link) from adit
Requires you to hold a cell phone (preferably outdated blackberry) in mid-air while dancing in the middle of the club. Texting, playing bejeweled or web browsing may be considered as "Doing the Doss."