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dooshkabob 

A dooshbag with multiple different dooshbag qualities stacked together like a shishkabob
Larry: “Look at that guy with the stunna shades, popped collar and flat billed ball cap covering his man bun. Looks like he’s headed into Starbucks to find a safe space.”
Joe: “What a mega dooshkabob! So sad... let’s go get a shot and a beer to ward off any of his dooshness rubbing off on us!”
dooshkabob by Redshag November 29, 2017

Dooshkey 

Said of someone acting so obnoxiously stupid that one might describe him/her as both a 'Douche Bag' as well as a Donkey.

The merging of both words creates Douchekey commonly spelled Dooshkey
This guy is sooo drunk, he's acting like a proper Dooshkey
Dooshkey by Mary-Basil November 15, 2013
Adjective used when someone is acting or behaving like a doosh, douche, dooshbag, or douchebag whichever your prefer. In essence super dumb.
Joe: Hey whats good?
Dude: Not much just chillin'.
Joe: Oh aight, so you tryna watch a movie?
Dude: Nah my eyes hurt.
Joe: You tryna drink some beer?
Dude: Nah I'm good, tryna cut back on that.
Joe: Ok.. you tryna go cruise for some ladies?
Dude: Nah I'm gonna go home cuz I gotta do a lot of stuff.
(It's friday night.)
Joe: Stop bein' dooshus, c'mon.
Dooshus by B. Hukmani June 17, 2008
the act of ejaculating on your stomach, scooping it up with your fingers and throwing it elsewhere
yooo bro, nick just dooshk'd out the car window onto an old lady
dooshk by nikxharra November 16, 2021

fleeben flarben nooshkin dooshkin flaaarrrben

something made up. a word that most people can't pronounce.
fleeben flarben nooshkin dooshkin flaaarrrben!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!