Dooshá-bag

1. Mix a Jersey Shore male cast member with a Jerry Springer redneck,parent's money, aviator sunglasses,1 pair of fingerless gloves and a photo album of ex-girlfriend's(drunk and naked)of course but not by choice. Best chin gum chewing bitch I've ever met.

1.My husband forwarded me about his lifelong dooshá-bag friend .
2.Bar scene:Vomiting female at the end of bar and dooshá-bag already has alibi.

3.D Hartnotmyman dooshá-bag grow up and get off your parents insurance.

4.Even wears his dooshá-bag outfit while he is working.

5.Dooshá-bag shut the fuck up!

by Charles Sandercox June 16, 2018

doosh bag

douche bag spelt wrong

yea i saw this fuckin bitch and i was like cunt doosh bag fucker

by ahh February 19, 2003

doosh bag

A complete and utter loser. Also someone who sucks up to people and cant roast for their life.

Doosh bag is a loser who sucks up to the teacher and makes pathetic efforts at everything.

by Howard C July 3, 2006

doosh bag

the bag that a chick cleans out her cunt with after having sex with u

oh my god ur a doosh bag bitch

by bullfrog01 July 28, 2005

doosh bag

a phrase that idiots use who can't correctly spell the word "douche"

"Ur a doosh bag"
"you spelled it wrong..."
"i call it doosh"
"you're an idiot."

by RamenNoodles452 April 11, 2010

doosh bag slurper

a person who goes a step beyond brown nosing

jamie was a doosh bag slurper, sucking up to the boss.

by thomas kondo February 10, 2009

Dooshe(Doosh)-Bag

Redneck spelling version of the traditional form Douche-bag used to insult another person. Same meaning; however, with potentially more of an insult to the recipient given that it is typically wielded by a person with no higher than a 9th or 10th grade education, multiple missing teeth, and wearing greasy overalls--all, which said person wears as a badge of pride in protest to the perceived traditional version with french influence

You are a Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!
That guy is such a Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!
Fucking Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!

by Hedder01 May 22, 2018