A person, typically in a video game or a crowded physical space, who stands directly in a doorway or narrow passage, effectively obstructing the flow of traffic. Popularized in online gaming communities to describe players who block chokepoints, either through negligence or griefing.
"Get out of the way, you door-fucker! I'm trying to retreat before the grenade goes off!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!