doong

someone who is making stupid points to backup their argument(s) and is just generally stupid

" macs are better because they are easier to use!"
" yeah but they would you pay triple the price! You doong!"

by TheSmurf October 9, 2011

Doong

hooker currency slutbitch

"how many doong is this Balinese hooker going to cost?

by Renfbeug March 7, 2019

Doong da Doongs

These are the little white dome shaped markers that define lanes on major highways. As you drive over them they make the noise "doong da doong da doong da doong" etc.

I was driving down the M1 the other night and when I ran over the doong da doongs I woke up.

by DOZMcOZ September 29, 2009

Doong-chow

Another way of calling someone a douchebag by using a discrete Asian-sounding term. Not nearly as provocative but equally as effective.

You, sir, are being a straight up doong-chow right now.

by M618 July 27, 2013

Doong Dong

A very stupid individual.

Whadda a Doong Dong!

by Blat Tat Tat! July 7, 2019

doing a leah

Doing a friend while your wife is expecting your child.

Can you believe he was Doing a Leah on his wife! What a low life.

by Adams Red Ass May 25, 2016

Doing a Morrison

A range of tactics for dodging your responsibilities, including (but not limited to): going missing when the going gets tough; passing the buck; and talking your way out of a tight spot with an empty promise.

Australian slang. Inspired by Australia’s 30th Prime Minister Scott Morrison.

(NOTE: ‘Doing a Morrison’ is not to be confused with ‘Getting Morrisoned’, which usually involves you losing either your pre-selection (see Michael Towke), your job (see Christine Holgate), or your credit for a job well done (see nearly everyone else).)

Crew member 1: “The ship’s taking on water. We’re sinking. Where the bloody hell’s the captain?”
Crew member 2: “Oh, he’s already done a Morrison and racked off in a lifeboat.”

Barry: “How did you get your creditors off your back.”
Bruce: “Too easy. I told them the, ah, cheque was in the mail. Did a total Morrison.”

Delia: “Did you eat the last Tim Tam?”
Nev (wiping chocolate from his lips): “No. It must have been… the other guy.”
Delia: “What other guy? You’re doing a Morrison, aren’t you?”

“Yeah mate, it was piss easy, I just did a Morrison. Promised I’d always love her and she believed it and gave me the money.”

by M_TURNBULL October 9, 2021