Dookey Trail

The resulting brown soft-serve trail of excrement when people with leaky assholes can't make it to the bathroom in time.

Old ladies that don't make it into the bi-lo bathroom in time leave a dookey trail so that you know where to start and stop cleaning.

by Hazencruz January 24, 2011

going down the donkey trail

When a heterosexual woman is ready to take the plunge and go down on another woman.

Jessica said even though she enjoys strip clubs, she's not ready for going down the donkey trail.

by Leo VaJJ March 29, 2011

Trail Donkey

another term for "pack mule"

an overworked animal used to carry heavy burdens over rocky terrain

We loaded supplies on the trail donkey and i was surprised to see it's knees slightly wooble under the weight of the load.

by sacopex February 21, 2004

Russian donkey tail

When your butt hair is long enough to make it into a ponytail

Emily admired Toms russian donkey tail

by Yyyyyyyyyyuuyyyyyy February 2, 2019

donkey tail

the male equivalent of a camel toe.

Man, these boxers are too tight. They're starting to give me a donkey tail.

by ariel.is.awesome January 26, 2011

Donkey Tail

Pinning a used condom on the other person's butt or back without them knowing. Like pin the tail on the donkey but with a used condom...

Jack: Dude! I donkey tailed this girl last night after we did it... she didn't even notice it... She was walkin around my apartment sporting a donkey tail!

Dave: (::High five::) hahaha Nice!

by havok137 July 10, 2011

Pink Donkey tail

This is a hybrid of the pink sock and the donkey punch. Basically it's when you are doing someone in the ass and right before you are about to cum you punch the person in the back of the head and rip your dick out which will cause the anus to first tighten up and then hang out like a tail after the pull out.

I was banging this chick in the ass and with every stroke the odor of shit was more and more present and I got mad because of how gross it was so I pink donkey tailed the bitch in anger. Maybe next time she will wash her assole out before anal.

by C floods June 11, 2009