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Ew get 'em sweaty doofers away from me!
doofers by Publicwhobreach July 6, 2018

Doofenshmirtzing 

Doing stuff the hard way instead of choosing the easy way to do it. Usually like doofenshmirtz from phineas and ferb does.
1.In one of the episodes in Phineas And Ferb, doofenshmirtz uproots a whole clock tower for convenient access and information of time; instead of buying a simple clock or a watch, known as Doofenshmirtzing.
2.Why are you doofenshmirtzing your work?
Doofenshmirtzing by dgudluru3 April 28, 2011

Dr. Doofenshmirtz 

The best villain ever to exist, he can create things that are stronger than the infinity gantlet, but his plans get foiled by some blue duck beaver thing.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: do you remember Thanos?

News Reporter: no.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: exactly.

Tweedle Doofer 

a person who gets bitten by a dangerous bug and gets the five day fever and doesn't treat it
Nami you are a real Tweedle Doofer

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz 

From the Disney cartoon, "Phineas and Ferb". He often compiles schemes using more complicated measures than necessary to move one step closer to controlling the Tri-State Area. However, due to clumsiness, forgetfulness, or a lack of thinking things through, he is doomed to a humorous defeat at the hands of his sharp-witted arch-nemesis, Perry the Platypus, a secret agent for a network of undercover animals.
"We have reports that Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is building another one of his machines , though we don't know exactly what he plans to use it for. Go find him and put a stop to this, Agent P!"

Doofenshmirtz 

The god of all gods, and the kings of all kings.
well all we can do now is just pray to Doofenshmirtz that it all works
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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