Doody Balls

Doody Balls happens when you wipe from back to front and shit residue collects on the back of your balls, which in turn creates balls that smell like doody.

I let this chick go down on me after taking a wicked crap and I had a foul case of doody balls.

Doody Balls by Plax January 29, 2008

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Doody Balls

Sometimes while taking a shit, your penis touches the inside of a disease laden bowl. To avoid this it is necessary to push your penis and balls further into the toilet. Then you accidently shit on your balls.

The other day I used a public restroom, and I gave myself a severe case of Doody Balls. My balls smelled like shit for days.

Doody Balls by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood December 17, 2005

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Doody Balls • does howdy doody have wooden balls • doody • doody booty • Doody Bomb • Doody Golem • Doody Pops • doody bob • Doody Boobies • Doody Bop

does howdy doody have wooden balls

A phrase used to express the answer is yes.

You wanna get high man?

Does Howdy Doody have wooden Balls man?

does howdy doody have wooden balls by Walletto January 11, 2012

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doodyballs

The best balls in the world

Man, look at those doodyballs!!

doodyballs by donut_monster March 8, 2011

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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