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Doody Balls 

Sometimes while taking a shit, your penis touches the inside of a disease laden bowl. To avoid this it is necessary to push your penis and balls further into the toilet. Then you accidently shit on your balls.
The other day I used a public restroom, and I gave myself a severe case of Doody Balls. My balls smelled like shit for days.

does howdy doody have wooden balls 

A phrase used to express the answer is yes.
You wanna get high man?

Does Howdy Doody have wooden Balls man?

doodyballs 

Man, look at those doodyballs!!
doodyballs by donut_monster March 8, 2011

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026