doodyballs 

The best balls in the world

Man, look at those doodyballs!!

doodyballs by donut_monster March 8, 2011

dandyballs 

A game enjoyed by the lordship of Bavaria from 1430 to 1505. It involved three naked men gathering around a circle 10 feet in diameter. They would run around the circle attempting to reach up from behind and tickle the person in fronts testicles. The last person to remain in the circle without laughing themselves to the ground was crowned the champion.

"Ludwig and I enjoyed a nice, friendly game of Dandyballs earlier in the day. He tickled Luitpolds testicles so fiercely, he fell to the ground laughing and crying!"

dandyballs by AeosNikolaidis February 20, 2014

Doody Balls 

Doody Balls happens when you wipe from back to front and shit residue collects on the back of your balls, which in turn creates balls that smell like doody.

I let this chick go down on me after taking a wicked crap and I had a foul case of doody balls.

Doody Balls by Plax January 29, 2008

Doody Balls 

Sometimes while taking a shit, your penis touches the inside of a disease laden bowl. To avoid this it is necessary to push your penis and balls further into the toilet. Then you accidently shit on your balls.

The other day I used a public restroom, and I gave myself a severe case of Doody Balls. My balls smelled like shit for days.

Doody Balls by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood December 17, 2005

doomballs 

Relating to aggressive and intimidating genitalia. Can be used as a complimentary word to a cool and awesome, or homosexual person.

Sally: Wow. Those are some doomballs.
John: Trueeeeee

doomballs by 08bg April 2, 2021

Dangerous Doggyballs 

When a man’s testicles are so large and saggy that they have to be held during doggystyle to stop them from swinging uncontrollably.

Crowe: How was Beatty last night ?

Emily: Not good, I had to hold his nuts during doggy because they were so saggy.

Crowe: Classic Dangerous Doggyballs!

Dangerous Doggyballs by Connormacdaddy November 19, 2022