Doo doo hustle Share definition Flag The funny butt cheek clenching dance you do on the way to the toilet for a number two. Michael ran to the bathroom faster than the speed of light doing the doo doo hustle. Doo doo hustle by Great Clementini June 8, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Doo doo hustle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch