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Donut hoe 

Slut. Hangs out with "Donut Bros" as defined in Urban Dictionary. Often found with a flat brimmed MA license plate douche that's playing hard mountain man. Instagram is gospel, thong and shitty limited release IPA is mandatory. Perfect makeup on Franconia Ridge in February means they beat the game. No job, self described "influencer" who did 'tough mudder' in 2010 before it "sold out"...
Damn Trish is a donut hoe, see her ass doin 80mph on RT 7 cause she wanna get in that spaceship heated gondola with the Situation from Jersey Shore"?!?!?
Donut hoe by BabyBoiHands December 18, 2020
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donut hoes 

Did you see those donut hoes at the donut shop?
donut hoes by lalaloopsie2.0 October 13, 2013

hoe dont do it 

the thing tumblrians say when something or someone is being stupid/and or annoying
"ugh zeus fucks everything!"

Zeus: "imma do it"
Me: "hoe dont do it"
Zeus: *fucks something*
Me: "oh my god!"
hoe dont do it by you.assbutt March 29, 2015

hoe dont do it 

when a girl is about to give you a blow job or licking but you are not in a mood
girl: lemme taste that wet pink meat
other girl: hoe dont do it

Who dont got hoes 

has no hoes and he is ass at valorant. this nigga droppin fuckin last in this shit and still got no fuckin hoes. his god damn genetics were so ass he got 0 in gaming and hoes.
Who dont got hoes. ass at the game
Who dont got hoes by smileyontop April 29, 2021

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026