4 definitions by BabyBoiHands

Donut Bro

A typical bro, can be found lounging around famous donut shops, wearing newly purchased local garb. Easily identified by out of state license plates with lots of stickers making them appear to well versed in local culture.

Ray Ban/wayfarer glasses....check
Subaru with Patagonia and 'ski the east' sticker ...check
Boat shoes or brand new hiking boots....check

Synonymous with poser.

Chelsea always shakes her head when she sees a donut bro chillin' at Heavenly Donuts in Portland, ME.

by BabyBoiHands June 19, 2020

snowmobro

Typical bro hailing from a far away land where snowmobiles are toys not modes of transportation. Can be found struggling to back a trailer into a local brewery or causing traffic on main thoroughfares.

Yo Chelsea check out that snowmobro trying to find a parking space at the taproom.

by BabyBoiHands March 5, 2023

Donut hoe

Slut. Hangs out with "Donut Bros" as defined in Urban Dictionary. Often found with a flat brimmed MA license plate douche that's playing hard mountain man. Instagram is gospel, thong and shitty limited release IPA is mandatory. Perfect makeup on Franconia Ridge in February means they beat the game. No job, self described "influencer" who did 'tough mudder' in 2010 before it "sold out"...

Damn Trish is a donut hoe, see her ass doin 80mph on RT 7 cause she wanna get in that spaceship heated gondola with the Situation from Jersey Shore"?!?!?

by BabyBoiHands December 19, 2020

toaster buns

A commanding derriere, that looks as if a toaster is smuggled under each plump & muscular cheek.

Damn Chelsea got them toaster buns, when she saunters down the street all the boys be like daaaaamn!

by BabyBoiHands May 16, 2020