Dontuuchmeee

Telling another individual not to touch you, for no apparent reason. This exclamation is usually said in an extremely fast fashion.

Chris: How was your weekend, Michael?
Michael: DONTUUCHMEEE!
Chris: Huh?
Michael: DONTUUCHMEEE!
Chris: You motherclucker what the HECK are you talking about?
Michael: DONTUUCHMEEE!
Chris: Alright, I'm leaving.
Michael: NO DONTUUCHMEEE!
Chris: Alright bye.
Michael: DONTUUCHMEEE... YES!!!