Donkey wonk

A rude nickname for something that is frustrating you and you don't know what to say.

printer: *no paper*

“it has paper you fucking donkey wonk”

by Donkeywonk November 17, 2023

Wonky donkey

When an erection or semi-erection is pointing to the left or right, and is visible through clothing.

I went round to see him the other day, but didn't realize he had company....he answered the door with a wonky donkey

by crude but true September 20, 2010

wonkey donkey

a slang term for someone on ketamine

k'd up? you look like a wonkey donkey!

by Alan C May 30, 2006

winkey wonkey donkey

An Australian children's book often used to describe annoying people.

Jared YOU ARE A WINKEY WONKEY DONKEY!!!

by Jon Mclinkski August 9, 2020

Wonkey Donkey

An upper western phrase, originating in Idaho, exclaiming one's surprise or excitement over something. Originally created in Idaho by Bob "the Chicken Nuggie" Titan.

Wonkey Donkey!

by Wyatt Wigglesworth April 10, 2022

Wonkey Donkey

When A Girl/Woman Has One Larger Breast Than The Other.

Look At That Bitch! Shes Such A Wonkey Donkey!

by TashaB February 12, 2008

Wonky Donkey

Wonky Donkey is a sexual position. (You must be listening to country music the entire time) A person needs to be on 3 legs, with one eye closed, and then fart on their partner who is behind them. Then after the fart the person behind you must ejaculate on back of the person on the floor.

He was a Spunky hanky panky cranky stinky Dinky lanky honky tonky winky wonky donkey

by EhHehHehHeh July 1, 2021