Donkey Divot
(noun)
A gloriously polite way of calling someone an asshole without actually saying it. A donkey divot is the human equivalent of the chunk of turf ripped out of the ground after a terrible golf swing: unnecessary, messy, and leaving everyone around wondering why it happened.
Often used when someone is acting rude, clueless, or aggressively annoying but you’d still like to keep things technically PG.
A gloriously polite way of calling someone an asshole without actually saying it. A donkey divot is the human equivalent of the chunk of turf ripped out of the ground after a terrible golf swing: unnecessary, messy, and leaving everyone around wondering why it happened.
Often used when someone is acting rude, clueless, or aggressively annoying but you’d still like to keep things technically PG.
• “Who ate the last donut and left the empty box?”
“Probably that donkey divot Dave again.”
• “Don’t be a donkey divot. Just admit you forgot to hit save.”
“Probably that donkey divot Dave again.”
• “Don’t be a donkey divot. Just admit you forgot to hit save.”
Donkey Divot by Toxicwolf March 23, 2026
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