Dondruff 

Da distressing/disgusting "flaky fallout" dat we've all been suffering with ever since da infamous "elevated playing-card" prez left office.

Da arrogant mussed-up-haired ex-commander-in-chief claims to have written "The Art Of The Deal" and all da rest of "his" many books himself, but it is now revealed dat dey were all ghost-written --- yep, da disgraceful "Dondruff" has finally come out!

Dondruff by QuacksO November 8, 2022

napkin dandruff 

Detritus left on one's clothing from white cloth napkins.

The meal was incredible and the service was great, but when we left the restaurant I realized I was covered in napkin dandruff. I wish restaurants would use black cloth napkins!

napkin dandruff by Dentura Hogfloss March 28, 2012

Yard Dandruff

Yard Dandruff is the grass clippings, leaves, pods, seeds and other materials that get stuck to your dog's fur and then are deposited all over your house. The condition is worst in the Spring and Fall.

"What is all that crap all over the couch? It hurts to sit there."

"That's just yard dandruff. Ripley has been rolling in the seed pods again."

Yard Dandruff by PsychoPuppyDad May 26, 2014

butt dandruff 

Is when toilet paper pieces get stuck on the rim of your Balloon Knot.

I bought some toilet paper at the Dollar Store and I ended up with that butt dandruff yo!

butt dandruff by Batman307 August 11, 2015

Milk Dandruff 

milk dan·druff
(milk dan-druhf)
-noun

crusty milk that dries and accumulates in a pale, flaky residue along the rim of the milk carton/jug. This buildup often occurs during pouring, and fallen flakes are notorious for ruining one's breakfast or appetite.

Scott: "Ugh! this huge flake of milk dandruff fell in my Apple Jerks this morning! I swear it was the size of my thumbnail."

Milk Dandruff by NickJE December 5, 2010

Ass dandruff 

The microscopic skin flakes of ass, scrotum and taint dispersed when an individual removes his drawls. Usually found on toilet seats.

I had to wipe the toilet seat twice because the guy before me dropped so much ass dandruff.

I was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his ass dandruff flew into the air.

Ass dandruff by Jt-NYC May 15, 2014

Dandruff

The result of dead skin cells being shed from the scalp. In most cultures dandruff is considered aesthetically displeasing.

Dandruff makes your head look like its snowing.

Dandruff by CrosswordPuzzle October 28, 2011