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lieutenant danchez 

A Lieutenant Danchez is the act of giving a traditional dirty sanchez. However, the giver delivers it to the receiver via the reciever’s prosthetic arm.
Man, I went hoggin’ with Marsha last night after the show. She woke me up this morning and said she smelled shit. But she didn’t know I gave her a Lieutenant Danchez in her sleep. I chuckled to myself and thought, “It wasn’t done by my hands!!!”
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googal donchery 

Saying that something is strange or weird. Used to make fun of someone or when you aren't being really serious.
"hey dude, lets go solve mathematical equations!" "no man, that's googal donchery."
googal donchery by Sir Callahan February 9, 2007

Douchezilla 

1. A douchebag of monsterous proportions. The king of all douchebags. One who is a terror to coworkers, partners and family for his douchebaggery ways. Generally unliked by his peers for behavior unsuitable for humane society.

2. An asshat man who cheats on his wife with you. Then leaves her for you and then returns to his wife six weeks later. Then the cycle repeats, multiple times.
Jesse wants me to take him back after he has gone back and forth between his wife and I...six times! What a Douchezilla!
Douchezilla by Berry817 October 22, 2010

doncheto 

Most white Mexican ever that rides around on a corn bike honking his little horn
doncheto by Seanwebb69 May 20, 2018
When you hold your hands together like your praying and poke someone right in the asshole through their pants. You have to say Donchee at the same time and they usually shit their pants immediately.
Kid standing against a wall at lunch - "I think I'm going to get doncheed today".
donchee by McBurn April 12, 2008

douchezilla 

A really annoying person who constantly talks about Star Wars, and Family Guy. Usually disliked amongst all of his peers and teachers alike.
Kent Thompson from Richfield Minnesota is the original Douchezilla!
douchezilla by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005
To shove ones fingers up a friend's rectum whilst yelling DONCHE! commonly used in college dorms and frat houses. Suitable for men and women as long as not in a relationship together. Recommended for close friends only.
Bro#1 cooking himself dinner in kitchen, (hears door open and close)

Bro#1: "who is it?"
Bro#2: "DONCHE!" as he shoves pointer and middle finger up friends butt aiming for rectum.

Bro#1: "Ah shit you got me agian"
Bro#2: "DUDE you got my fingers wet!!!

Bro#1: "sorry bro" continues cooking