douchevag

The epitomy of a douchebag. A man who is overly dramatic and catty like a female. Someone so douche-like they are also part vagina.

"Mike is such a douchevag. Sometimes I wonder whose vagina is larger, his or his mom's"

by what what November 13, 2007

Douchevag

The female equivalent of a douchebag. Typically reserved for a lesbian who is much too into herself and her 'gifts'.

Jozie: "I can get any bitch in this bar, man, just watch me. They all want some of this!"

Kat: "Why do all my girl friends have to be such douchevages?"

by MIDGAF July 24, 2013

douchevag

A female douchebag, also a boy who's acting like a bitch.

Angela: You're a douchevag. I hate you.
Alex: Thanks.

by birthweekend2013 March 19, 2013

douchevag

A female douchebag

She is such a douchevag

by Vendanis August 24, 2016

President Douchebag

Donald J. Trump

If the all Toothless Morons in the Midwest and Cretins in the Florida Panhandle didn’t believe the Russian state sponsored Propaganda flooded onto social media, we would have never elected President Douchebag; that is why they all have a garage full of products from Ronco like Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.

by napalona zając January 7, 2017

schrodinger’s douchebag

One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

"Oh man women should just stay in the kitchen, it's the only place they're useful"
*with one group* "Haha just kidding, that's sexist"
*with anther* "lol amirite"
"You're a total schrodinger’s douchebag you know that right?"

by theoriginalspike October 23, 2013

douchebag febreeze

When a douchebag gets ready for an evening out on the town he wants to smell his freshest. Nothing in his arsenal of body sprays, lotions, colognes, deodorants and the like are as important as his "douchebag febreeze", aka AXE BODY SPRAY. A douchebag will thoroughly saturate themself with their AXE BODY SPRAY; they cannot use a normal amount, as they don't think it will be enough to keep them fresh throughout the evening. This is to be applied right before walking out the door, as the smell needs to be as strong as possible for interaction with the ladies. If ever you find yourself getting a whiff of what smell like hugh hefners balls dipped in kerosene, watch out; there is a douchebag on the prowl. Run, fast and far.

brad--i need to smell fresh tonight bro

tj--use my axe body spray broski, there's half a bottle left, is that enough?

brad--i guess it will have to be brah spray my swoled up muscles down

brad & tj--(fist pumping) fresh to death!!!

-brad & tj walk into club-

sara--mmm do i smell douchebag febreeze? that's my kind of guy!!

by the stank pit January 13, 2013