Donald Trumpet

A trumpet played in the manner most stereotypically characteristic of a trumpet: loud, obnoxious, and surprisingly high-pitched, with an abundance of mistakes. The resemblance to Donald Trump's remarks is quite striking.

The firsts are truly excellent examples of Donald trumpets; indeed, they even have tiny hands.

Donald Trumpet by wte80 October 30, 2016

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Donald Trumpet

When your trumpet grows a toupee and starts blasting out loud and obnoxious voices saying,"China,make America great again,I love the Mexicans!"

"Wow when did your trumpet grow a toupee?"

"It grew it when it voted for Tump!"

-Donald trumpet

Donald Trumpet by I hate Donald trump December 16, 2015

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Donald Trumpet

When you trumpet your hatred and knowledge of evil brought upon the world by Donald Trump.

It's very healthy these days to have a Donald Trumpet.

Donald Trumpet by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

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Donald Trumpet

Donald trump loves to suck bOoBs, willys, kids, giraffes, snakes, any living creature. He is so weird and doesn’t accept GLBTQ+

Donald Trumpet loves children

Donald Trumpet by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020

Donald Trumpet

an orange faced trumpet that may deport you any second

donald trumpet tariffs cancer so cancer gets deported

Donald Trumpet by CharlesMcChuckles September 23, 2025

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Donald Duck Trumpet

Where the 45th president is made fun of by being compared to a duck from a cartoon from 1919 playing a modern band instrument

Damn, Donald Duck Trumpet is really banning some Mexicans. They probably shit on the wall to defy it and gives the message "Fuck you trump nobody ain't letting to dumbass wall get in our way"

Donald Duck Trumpet by zaqwszsfdzsgf April 27, 2019

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Donald Trumped

To fuck something up so horrendously that there’s no way to repair it or cover it up, as with the presidents response to the COVID 19 pandemic.

Man, I left you in charge of this job and you Donald Trumped the fuck out of it, to the point that there’s no way to fix it OR cover it up. We’re screwed.

Donald Trumped by Mattydamoose November 15, 2020

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