Donald Trumpet 

A trumpet played in the manner most stereotypically characteristic of a trumpet: loud, obnoxious, and surprisingly high-pitched, with an abundance of mistakes. The resemblance to Donald Trump's remarks is quite striking.

The firsts are truly excellent examples of Donald trumpets; indeed, they even have tiny hands.

Donald Trumpet by wte80 October 30, 2016

Donald Trumpet 

When your trumpet grows a toupee and starts blasting out loud and obnoxious voices saying,"China,make America great again,I love the Mexicans!"

"Wow when did your trumpet grow a toupee?"

"It grew it when it voted for Tump!"

-Donald trumpet

Donald Trumpet by I hate Donald trump December 16, 2015

Donald Trumpet 

When you trumpet your hatred and knowledge of evil brought upon the world by Donald Trump.

It's very healthy these days to have a Donald Trumpet.

Donald Trumpet by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Donald Trumpet 

Donald trump loves to suck bOoBs, willys, kids, giraffes, snakes, any living creature. He is so weird and doesn’t accept GLBTQ+

Donald Trumpet loves children

Donald Trumpet by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020

Donald Trumpet 

an orange faced trumpet that may deport you any second

donald trumpet tariffs cancer so cancer gets deported

Donald Trumpet by CharlesMcChuckles September 23, 2025

Donald Duck Trumpet 

Where the 45th president is made fun of by being compared to a duck from a cartoon from 1919 playing a modern band instrument

Damn, Donald Duck Trumpet is really banning some Mexicans. They probably shit on the wall to defy it and gives the message "Fuck you trump nobody ain't letting to dumbass wall get in our way"

Donald Duck Trumpet by zaqwszsfdzsgf April 27, 2019

Donald Trumped 

The act of cleaning out your hair brush, forming the hair into a ball-like shape, then placing said hair on top of something to make it look like Donald Trump, preferably any stuffed creature that you have around the house.

Me: Why does that stuffed Hershey's kiss have a toupee??
GF: I Donald Trumped it last night after brushing my hair, no big deal.

Donald Trumped by fat alexxxxxx March 17, 2014