John Oliver indicated that Drumpf is Trump's ancestral name. Oliver proposed the nation therefore call him DonaldDrumpf, especially since Trump doesn't like immigrants.
n. A nut-sack comb over. Where one's scrotum is lacking in hair, but the thighs are exceptionally hairy so you comb your thigh hair over your scrote so you don't look like you have a 12 year old's package.
"Nancy, when I pulled down his pants he had a Donald Drumpf going on down there. I parted the hair sea and licked his bald marble purse."
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"