1 definition by NATIVE HULK
n. A nut-sack comb over. Where one's scrotum is lacking in hair, but the thighs are exceptionally hairy so you comb your thigh hair over your scrote so you don't look like you have a 12 year old's package.
"Nancy, when I pulled down his pants he had a Donald Drumpf going on down there. I parted the hair sea and licked his bald marble purse."
by NATIVE HULK February 29, 2016