Don quote 

A sentence from one of your friends that is so stupid but funny, it becomes quotable.

“The music is too loud, I can’t see anything!”
“Don quote!”

Don quote by lobo99 August 12, 2021

Don’t quote me on that 

A phrase said after a statement a person is not sure is correct

Reporter: Sir! Can you name the mayor of New York City?
Richard: Uh, Bruce Wayne, but don’t quote me on that.

Don’t quote me on that by UgLy BiRdMaNN October 25, 2017

Don’t quote me on that 

A phrase said after a statement a person’s not sure if it is correct

-“Can you name the president of Argentina?”
-“Uh, Mauricio Macri, but don’t quote me on that”

Don’t quote me on that by 24/7 July 28, 2018

don't qoute me on that 

After trying to remember facts to relay to someone else, if one is unsure of the accuracy of the memorised facts, it is wse to add after saying them the above phrase.

I think the soviet army lost 7 million people in WWII, but don't qoute me on that. I may be getting it confused with total losses.

don't qoute me on that by Kung-Fu Jesus June 19, 2004

Donquote 

A quote from a friend that is so stupid but also so funny, it becomes memorable.

-''Shut up I can't see anything!''
-''Donquote!''

Donquote by lobo99 November 9, 2021