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Don’t not like you

Means she does like you in a secret message she didn’t want you to find it out right away because she wants you to go crazy over it
Hey Austin I know you said you like me and I don’t not like you

it’s not my fault you don’t like girls 

a way of projecting your feelings for your best friend, or another way of saying yo im gay
“You’re ruining everything and for what? So you can swap spit with some stupid girl?”
“Els not stupid. It’s not my fault you don’t like girls!”

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text