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Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 

This YouTube series is what will happen if Sesame Street takes LSD, then meets with Freddy Krueger. It contains cake with organs, screaming clocks, a love-based Scientology, digital dancing computers, a duck getting his organs ripped out ALIVE!!!!!!, and a character almost going mentally insane, but whatever, if it has cute sentient oranges, YouTube and the FTC say it's a kids show.
This five year old kid doesn't want to eat cake anymore, because of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 

An amazing YouTube mini-series directed by Becky Sloan and Joeseph Pelling featuring 3 main protagonists; Red Guy, Yellow Guy, and Duck. Each episode has an education song. Great for kids.
Person 1:have you heard of don't hug me i'm scared and did you see that they're making a new tv series this year sometime in september 2022 on channel 4

Person 2: YES YOU ARE COOL WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS

Person 1: YES YOU ARE COOL AS WELL WE ARE FRIENDS NOW

Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared

To those who want to know what Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is about, allow me to explain. It is a webisode series by This Is It, a British group who create unique films like Bad Things That Could Happen. It centers on three puppets, a red hairy creature, a green duck, and a yellow puppet who always get these random teachers who teach, actually sing, a lesson.

The first time you see this, you'd think that this is a kid's show, but it is far from it. It is either 1:a parody about teachers who can't teach, 2: a show so horrific, it makes citizens of Wonderland as though they are sane people who are complete saints, or 3: a show that could, and this is my theory, very well be an allegory of how life was like in Germany during Cold War, and let me tell you, it was anything but good.

To survive this colorful world of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, you must follow these rules....

1: Do not show anyone who is under the age of 16-18 this heinous realm.

2: If you watch any episode that contains food, do not eat close to or right after watching the episode. It is nauseating.

3: If you are still in High school/College, and have a teacher with a similar profession as one character, you must not watch the episode before class because then it will be very awkward.

4: Lastly but not least, don't kill yourself...or better yet, if you are tempted to go insane, go to a therapist.

And remember kids, to stay in school!...OR NOT...
Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared is not something to take lightly, that it should not be shown to little kids.

Student #1: God, I am in trouble! I just watched the second episode of Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared, and I have a History class to go to.
Student #2: That wasn't the episode with the creepy yelling clock, was it?
Student #1: Yes.

Student #2: Oh man...

don't hug me im scared 

1) "Did you see don't hug me im scared?"
2) No
1) Dats some crazy nigga shit!

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
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Word of the Day on August 9, 2026