Dolltails

The result of white people tangling, matting, and dirtying their hair in an attempt to grow Dreadlocks.

As it is impossible for a white person to grow Locks (dreadlocks, locs, etc), this phrase becomes necessary.

Example A:

"I think I might grow some Locs..."

"You mean you might grow some Dolltails."

Example B:
"You better cut off those dirty-ass Dolltails before someone smacks you for your ignorance."

Dolltails by Sword&soul September 4, 2013

dollhairs 

It means dollars.

Holy crap, one pack of cigs is only five dollhairs.

dollhairs by Besterd April 10, 2009

Dollhairs 

Doll-hairs: A stupid way of saying Dollars.

Hey, Johnathan may I please borrow 2 dollhairs to buy a snack from the vending machine?

Dollhairs by Mr.danger March 9, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012