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A term used in the oil and gas industry for when someone deliberately fucks up so badly, you spend the next entire month trying to fix the mistakes.
Frank: WTF why are all these switches on backwards.
Alun: ohhhhhh you got Doked hahaha.
Doked by Frankthetank242 August 23, 2016
Words you can keep
any specific event that takes place in a person's life which causes this person to be rather unpleasant to look at; the person has been "dealt a bad hand".
Look at that store clerk with acne covering his face. That boy got "doked".
doked by Shemp Shine February 27, 2004
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doked Hokey Doked okee-doked okie-doked okeydoked doke Domed Dokdo doged doned

okee-doked 

When someone blows you off , usually with " Wait for me for sure.." , or " I'm on my way, walking out the door..." With the end result of a 'no show.' Deliberately causing others to expect them, with no intention of following through. treating other people like red headed step children. Like a selfish a-hole acting like the world waits on their personal lame agenda.
"Did you call your friend?" , "Yes, it was 5 hours ago, I've been okee-doked again!"
okee-doked by hipstrkittn October 2, 2011

Okey-doked 

Prison term: To be bamboozled or tricked. Getting somebody to say okie dokie and go along with something often does not serve their own best interest.
I can't believe I got Okey-doked into doing this.

It wasn't until he was gone with my money that I realized I got Okie-doked.
Okey-doked by The Real Walrus July 2, 2020

Hokey Doked 

Technical term used by IT professionals to describe a REALLY REALLY REALLY whacked up PC.
Well this server is totally hokey doked!
Hokey Doked by jmchapman April 20, 2010

okie-doked 

To have recieved acknowlegment or confirmation despite future insincere intentions or actions.
Bruh: When I asked my girlfriend to stop hanging around her ex she essentially just okie-doked me and went to the club with him anyway...

Me: She gettin' it raw fsho
okie-doked by Afrodizziak September 26, 2017

Okey Doked 

Blowing your nose by placing one (1) finger over one (1) nostril and blowing hard as you can expelling snot onto the ground from the open side of the nose.
Ewww gross, he just okey doked on the ground right in front of me.
Okey Doked by Jennifer Mathis August 22, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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