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He's a doitman
DoitMan by DoitMan December 18, 2018
Words you can keep
When a guy is standing up in a spread eagle sort of position and a female gets down on her knees and tickles the bottom of your sack.
"Dude, that girl at the party totally gave me a ditman last night"
or,
"Go ahead girl, do da ditman"
Ditman by eN19 October 26, 2009

Ort Dortman 

The diver who discovered the part of the Netherlands that used to be under water
Thank god for my man Ort Dortman, now we can get high and fuck whores underneath the sea
Ort Dortman by GoldenScratch May 28, 2018

donitman 

The ultimate source for the Restaurant Tycoon password. See worddonit/word for more information.
omg wttf donitman u fuXr0in RoXoR u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ ololololololololo.... RESTAURANT TYCOON ROX0RS U DONITS OMG
donitman by Anonymous August 12, 2003

dostmance 

Derived from the words dosti and romance, a dostmance is similar to a bromance, but between a guy and a girl. Two people in a dostmance tend to be oozing sexiness and generally have a superior air of epicness. They are also extremely comfortable around each other and have very few, if any, secrets from each other. Conversations will range from mindless laughter to deep personal matters. The two may be referred to as Jodi #1. CAUTION: not to be confused as a romantic relationship! Though others may sometimes perceive the two to be dating, this is not the case.
"Is that your gf?" "nah man, we've got a dostmance going."
"Jeetu and That One Girl basically have the most perfect dostmance ever."
dostmance by That1Girl December 20, 2012
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