Derived from the words dosti and romance, a dostmance is similar to a bromance, but between a guy and a girl. Two people in a dostmance tend to be oozing sexiness and generally have a superior air of epicness. They are also extremely comfortable around each other and have very few, if any, secrets from each other. Conversations will range from mindless laughter to deep personal matters. The two may be referred to as Jodi #1. CAUTION: not to be confused as a romantic relationship! Though others may sometimes perceive the two to be dating, this is not the case.
"Is that your gf?" "nah man, we've got a dostmance going."
"Jeetu and That One Girl basically have the most perfect dostmance ever."
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.