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When a guy is standing up in a spread eagle sort of position and a female gets down on her knees and tickles the bottom of your sack.
"Dude, that girl at the party totally gave me a ditman last night"
or,
"Go ahead girl, do da ditman"
Ditman by eN19 October 26, 2009

Ort Dortman 

The diver who discovered the part of the Netherlands that used to be under water
Thank god for my man Ort Dortman, now we can get high and fuck whores underneath the sea
Ort Dortman by GoldenScratch May 28, 2018

donitman 

The ultimate source for the Restaurant Tycoon password. See worddonit/word for more information.
omg wttf donitman u fuXr0in RoXoR u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~ ololololololololo.... RESTAURANT TYCOON ROX0RS U DONITS OMG
donitman by Anonymous August 12, 2003

dostmance 

Derived from the words dosti and romance, a dostmance is similar to a bromance, but between a guy and a girl. Two people in a dostmance tend to be oozing sexiness and generally have a superior air of epicness. They are also extremely comfortable around each other and have very few, if any, secrets from each other. Conversations will range from mindless laughter to deep personal matters. The two may be referred to as Jodi #1. CAUTION: not to be confused as a romantic relationship! Though others may sometimes perceive the two to be dating, this is not the case.
"Is that your gf?" "nah man, we've got a dostmance going."
"Jeetu and That One Girl basically have the most perfect dostmance ever."
dostmance by That1Girl December 20, 2012
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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