Doing a Morty 

When screaming 'Oh Geez' while cuming instantaneously on her as she pulls down on your SpongeBob underwear.

I won't be doing a Morty this time!
Omg Jessica, did he do a Morty on you ?

Doing a Morty by iamrick December 5, 2020

Doing a Morty 

When you instantly cum and scream « Oh jeez » as she pulls down your spongebob underwear.

I was gonna go down on him, but he did a Morty all over my face.

I’m scared of doing a Morty when I see Jessica tonight.

Doing a Morty by Impsimp November 30, 2020

Doing a Monty 

The act of pre-gaming before an event so hard that when you finally make it past the front gate you pass out and have to go straight home.

Characteristics of doing a Monty include; boasting about the amount of alcohol being consumed, appearing powerful until the last second, failing without any notice, consuming a whole bottle of gin and calling yourself sergeant.

"Careful Tom, don't do a Monty on us"

"Q: What happened to Caitlin?"
"A: I don't know. One second she was fine and then she did a Monty"

Wobby: "If I end up doing a Monty today I will never forgive myself"

Doing a Monty by Hicksy Victor March 30, 2011

Doing a Monty 

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.

Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!

Doing a Monty by Man_5 September 6, 2013