Being a geek
Trainspotting
Bereft of having a relationship with anyone else other than himself
a virgin
Trainspotting
Bereft of having a relationship with anyone else other than himself
a virgin
Matt is starring in the sequel to 40 year old virgin
its called "55 and still can't get some"
man you love computers as much you're doing a matt
A matt finish -- looking, dressing and talking just like a geek
its called "55 and still can't get some"
man you love computers as much you're doing a matt
A matt finish -- looking, dressing and talking just like a geek
by mingymoo September 01, 2006
When you are out of your depth on a course and dont want to make yourself look a bigger cunt than you already are so you make an excuse to leave, like a dusty carpet or a dirty bathroom.
via giphy
by Whizzeranchips October 13, 2019
Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back
Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end
Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt
Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end
Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt
by ummokaymatt June 09, 2018
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