Doing The Numbers

code name-The act of 69ing. Either m+m ,f+f, m+f simultaneously performing oral sex on eachother.

Guy:hey lets do the numbers when we get home

girl:i cant wait to suck your dick
guy:true, i cant wait to eat your pussy out at the same time

Guy: hey me and that hot chick are doing the numbers after school
guy2: nice dude

by blerbertswag1 September 19, 2013

do a number on

To treat harshly; to damage

I'm not surprised you're tired out; this job can really do a number on you at times.

by hal5664 December 20, 2008

Do a Number

To unleash a beating on an individual or group.

He was infuriating me, I lost the plot and decided to do a number on him

by PAPAWINDY November 14, 2013

doing the numbers

a reference to the mutual oral sex activity commonly known as 69

Dave and Marsha seem to have realy hit it off. I think they were doing the numbers after the party.

by BirdWatcher November 10, 2008

Do a number 9

When you suck your own peen. An alternative way to saying “go fuck yourself”

Tom: “Do a number 9. “
Jerry: “Fuck you too, man”

by Lord toadperson October 10, 2021

do numbers

"Doing Numbers" refers to when something sells alot of units or a respectable amount of units. Mostly used on forums to predict, celebrate or ridicule the performance of an album that just hit the market. In hiphop forums, arguments over successful/superior albums can sometimes result in comparing Soundscan/Hits Daily Double sales.

For an album to "do numbers", usually it needs to sell AT LEAST 100k in the first week, go #1 on the chards, and go GOLD or PLATINUM at some point.. otherwise it is a dud

The J.Cole album is coming out after being pushed back 5x, it has no buzz behind it, i doubt it'll do numbers

by maroontiger March 24, 2011

doing numbers

When a tweet starts gaining traction & popularity. Usually with many retweets and favs/likes.

Damn, your tweet is doing numbers bruh!
I know man, I had to turn my phone notifications off.

by golfboys September 03, 2016